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Tuesday, 26 March 2024

A Compendium of Hammer Castles

The wonderful, evocative, atmosphere that Hammer could conjure up when they were on form is second to none (put your hand down, Rollin, you didn't get frequent late night airings on telly and become synonymous with UK horror. I may consider a special on you, though). You know the sort of thing here - creeping mists, always autumn, buttoned up or unbuttoned, lightning inserts, and *always* ending in flames. 

Often a key part of this is the dreaded castle in the distance, casting a pall or spell over the local environment, the areas inhabitants, and acting as either a source of temptation or superstition to the films characters. 

Herein lies an attempt to catalogue and cast comment on these. This will be updated as I think of more, but some ground rules:

1. Castles only. No stately homes, no prisons, no universities, no churches*
2. No interiors. Exteriors and establishing shots only.
3. Original run only. 

NOTE. Despite working in architecture for 20 years (not as an architect though) .........I am no expert on castle architecture (sorry, boss!), so can't go into detail on that side of things. 

I know the basics, but my musings here are from my on views on things alone.


*there is a borderline case, which I will address in the text.



Dracula (1958)






Castle Dracula itself, looking reasonably unthreatening as Harker arrives to catalogue the library. 

Quite like the hexagonal tower at the fore, but my main point of critique is the rather enthusiastically flowing river which acts as entrance. Hammer mythology has vampires with a fear of flowing water. 

Dracula will be offed by this self same water at least once in his career, so I can only assume the stream remains in place from before he was turned into the undead and he never bothered to dam it (couldn't give a damn? Sorry).


Brides of Dracula (1960)




Frustratingly, the credits don't leave the screen long enough to capture a decent shot of the castle at the beginning, but the nice clear central shot does it justice, and Castle Meinster looks very welcoming indeed! All those lit windows giving the place a very homely sort of feel. 

Even though its a model shot, it doesn't look as obviously a model as some of the later films.

    
Kiss of the Vampire (1963)





Doctor Ravna's place. Now, this one I like, I like very much indeed. No larger circular towers, but very architecturally pleasing, raised up there on the heights. Its also nice and close to the road, judging by Ravna's telescope from early in the film, so accessible to the local village when popping out after dark. 

Interestingly, not as shunned as some of the others, but this may be down to the influence of Ravna over the locals.


Evil of Frankenstein (1964)








This is the borderline. Is it a castle or a stately home? Its never referred to as "Castle Frankenstein" at any point and in none of the films where The Baron is at home does he refer to it as a castle, but its pretty imposing and certainly looks the part, so I'm putting it in. 

Its also the first one we see go up in flames at the end and be destroyed. Hurrah!

The Gorgon (1964)




Castle Borski from The Gorgon, what is the most fairy tale like of Hammers films, in my view, and one that has grown in stature over the years and many repeated viewings. I used to find it impossibly dull, but perhaps I'm getting older, but the lush feel of this film, adequately shown by the castle above and languid atmosphere means I really enjoy it now. 

Look at those knotted angry trees. Barren. Threatening. This is not a happy place.

Abandoned, except for the cursed characters who head there to meet their fate. We won't question why a Greek mythological creature is prowling around a castle in Germany somewhere around the turn of the century. She just is, right?


Dracula Prince of Darkness (1966)




Castle Dracula, once again, and what looks like reusing the model from Kiss of the Vampire. Fair enough, its not as if Hammer were ever considering people examining this kind of thing in the future and gave a huge amount of thought to their continuity (have you ever tried mapping the timeline of any of their series? Its a fools errand, trust me!)

Different entrance to 58 Castle Dracula, but as Harker arrived on foot to that one and the Kents all arrive by carriage, its not unreasonable to assume they came via different routes and entrances.

Marvellous stuff though. I wonder where these models are now? Kind of thing that should be on proud display in the V&A!


Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)







YES, oh yes. Look at that beauty up there on the heights, commanding the area. A fine place indeed. Vertiginous walls when they reach the doors and utterly imposing. 

I know that last pic isn't clear, but in the top right, shows the castle at night, once the Count has been offed once again.

However, its a very different place to Prince of Darkness, but he hasn't moved location since being trapped in ice in that one, so who knows? All I know is that this is a winner.

 
Scars of Dracula (1970)







Scars. Oh god, Scars. The very definition of "if you must". Dreadful film really and one I usually skipped on my series rewatches, but Hammer in this period has worked out how to disguise the paucity and cheapness of their sets - mist, lots and lots of mist. Low lit, glorious creeping mist, which does wonders.

So, the castle. Much more grand than the previous Castle Draculas, way way higher up in the mountains too, but a fine model indeed and a good solid place for any Vampire to spend his nights sitting about doing nothing but waiting for someone to turn up.


Horror of Frankenstein (1970)


Again, like Evil, a borderline case of Mansion or Castle? I'll put it in for completion sake, but by fuck this film is hard work. Unless I randomly find it showing on telly somewhere and By Law have to sit and watch the rest of it, regardless of whatever I was doing before then or have planned later. Thats the rules, right?

Nice building though. A lot more grounded than some of the others we've seen, and all the better for it.


The Vampire Lovers (1970)




LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THAT RICH ATMOSPHERE!

Vampire Lovers...........what can I say? For my money, the opening ten minute pre credit sequence, where Baron Hartog gives us the background of the Carsteins, is the best damned gothic horror sequence made in film, bar none. I mean it!

Amazing ruined castle. Full of ghosts, sorrow and doom. We get to head here a few times throughout the film too AND get a finale within its confines. 

Always my favourite and always will be. Risen jumped up the list a lot recently to almost contend it, but Lovers wins.

Again, I wonder what happened to this model? I would seriously consider bidding were this to come up in auction.

Lust for a Vampire (1971)



From the heights of Vampire Lovers to the disappointment of Lust. Even the castle is just some stock footage inserts (no idea of where though), which as nice as they are, just doesn't hit the same way. Much like the film itself, which falls between two Hammer high points.


Twins of Evil (1972)







Twins, again just some stock footage. which is a real shame as they really excelled in all other parts of the film (well, except maybe that boar, you know?). Not much in the way of exteriors when the siege begins, either, which I was most disappointed about, but we do get a superb mist strewn secret escape and nothing less than Witch Hunters carrying a battering ram!


Vampire Circus (1972)


Lastly, to Circus and Castle Mitterhaus. Again, slightly disappointingly, its just a doorway. Leads directly into the woods though, which makes a nice change from being right up on the hillside.

Later falls into ruins after being torched by a mob, but we don't see much of the exterior, with most of the film taking place in the village or circus itself, with the castle being confined to mining operations, mostly.


And with that, things changed. Dracula found himself stalking the Kings Road from 72 onwards (a monet of glory in itself, really) Kronos never went near a castle in his single film and Baron Frankenstein finds himself institutionalised.






Monday, 4 June 2018

Dracula AD 1972 (1972)





Best line: "DIG THE MUSIC KIDS"


AD 72, a touchstone of greatness really and a litmus test of "those who do" against "those who don't" - those who don't being tight arsed potato based dullard puce muthafuckers, of course.

Breaking continuity with whatever shreds of continuity were remaining after the utterly regrettable Scars, we find ourselves in possibly the greatest time and setting for Drac possible - regal era Kings Road, where Helmut Bergers Dorian is peacocking and Jacki, Julian and Agememnon are hosting in Cheyne Walk.

Precisely.

Doesn't matter that the film is utterly unhorrific in any way at all, doesn't matter that Cush needs a pen and paper to work out that "Alucard" is "Dracula" spelt backwards, all that matters is that film is stone cold classic Friday night fare of the very highest order and thats all there is to it. This is the kind of film that I spent my teen years leaving pubs and parties to walk home to see, living miles from civilsation in a country village at that point, arriving back in the early hours and causing much bafflement to the people around me?



Now, older, heavier, settled and much more comfortable we can watch these films at any time we wish, but the fact is its the context and memory that classic films like this bring to Those of Us Who Do that get conjured up like Drac from ashes n blood spilled across Munros bosom and accompany the films meaning NO REGRETS about what could have been.



DIG THE MUSIC KIDS - a statement for how to live.

To say this film does it for me would be an understatement. Much like many of my favourite films, its part of being and outlook. Odd how I always notice something new in it each time I watch - this time around being

1 - Dracula mooching about on his own in the moonlight, not going out, not doing much. Just vibin' in the moonlight.

2 - Cush and Murray don't suss that Johnny has been vamped yet. We know, but theres a small line where they are discussing the victims and assuming Drac is responsible for all of them. Thats some tight plotting in a film where there ain't a whole lot of plot in the first place

3 - The swooping pano shot of the Thames early dawn...............much like the opening shots of Satanic Rites.

Method of Dispatch

A good one - Cush finds the lair, gets buy in for 24 hours of no Police presence, so heads out there and tools up for the coming battle. All kicks off royally with weapons, a "he's dead! No, he's back!" moment, Drac giving it the big I am with a "I've commanded nations" brag* when it leads out to Cush on the floor outside. A Drac is pausing for the kill, the ol' holy water in the face does it, then he falls into a pit of stakes that Cush had dug and camoed up earlier. This doesn't quite finish the job, So Pete batters him with a spade until the stakes well and truly do the job. Cue dissolving scene.

Thats how you do it.......................except we get a legit sequel, which is its own bag of undead joy.


*"I who commanded nations" - a still live Dracula at the head of armies (obviously Vald Tepes here) going out against foes and doing whatever. A potential army project and games campaign, if ever there was one.











Wednesday, 30 May 2018

Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)










Best line: YOU DRINK IT!! YOU DRINK THE FILTH!!!


Taste. TASTE! Classic Friday night fare and one of my early Hammers that I remember watching. This and Death Line in quick order, if I remember rightly. Not sure - I was ten, after all.


Have to say, this is probably my favourite of the "in period" Draculas plus its got gothic trappings up the kazoo, lovely autumnal leaves sweeping everywhere, a kind of "coy testing" of the waters for nudity where Hammer are concerned (theres a bit of T&A in this, but they went more full on with Vampire Lovers soon afterwards).


So, Dracs found impaled on a giant cross by Roy Kinnear mugging to camera in horror, following directly and dollying in from the end of Risen From The Grave. We cut to families leaving church in good ol' London and get an introduction to each over the credits rolling - very nicely done.


Later, the three patriarchs gather for their monthly "charity work" in the East End, really a front for whoring, drinking, debauching and generally worshipping at the altar of Dionysus.


The sight of a coked up Peter Sallis being ridden on all fours by a scantily clad whore occurs in this sequence - buyer beware!


A young dandy enters, steals one of the women, ruins the party and then sweeps out. Turns out he's a wrong un who is known in society for his SCANDAL. The old boys decide to join him for a black mass. Enter Roy with Draculas powdered blood, a great ruined church, young heaving bosomed daughters unhappy with home life and we've got ourselves a great recipe.






As Lord Courtley (the dandy) is getting busy with the black mass, imploring the gents to Drink. Drink!!, they chickenshit out, kick the crap out of him, leave him for dead and leg it.


Except, of course, he'd drank the blood..........so who comes back? The Big Man, of course.






Cue Drac lurking about being all predatory, young women under his spell, doom for all and a bloody good time for the viewer




METHOD OF DISPATCH


An odd one, this. Even by Draculas rather low standards. He's spent the whole film lurking in a ruined church, right? Enter young hero, who drapes a table cloth on the altar and puts a cross on it. Drac's riled up and flinging bits of furniture and pipe organ about when he spots the stained glass and susses "hang on? I'm in a fuckin' church?!?!?", falls off balcony and dies, crumbling to dust.


Yeah, not good. Not his worst, but pretty bloody silly all the same.




Never get tired of this one, oh no. Especially the bit when the three gentleman (Three Imposters? They are faking their reasons for being and about after all, and a Machen pun is always worth attempting) are walking up to the churchyard in expectation of a black mass and clutching their pearls.







Filmed in Highgate, I believe.